Monday, July 11, 2011
Un-athleticism shouldn't be allowed in this world...?
So we have this extremely un-athletic girl on our recreation staff, but she is honestly like the worst. She can't throw a baseball 5 feet in front of her. She gator chomps every ball that comes near here. It took her 3 throws and 1 kick to get the volleyball to me when I was 20 feet away. Physical features: under 5 foot and 75 pounds. Very frail, I am pretty sure the wind knocked her over even though she claimed she just tripped. Right now our options are... ship her to venezuela, give her an absurd amount steroids (this is to just get her over 100 pounds), murder and hide the body, or just duct tape her into a ball and use her for various sports.... which do you think is best?
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